Are You?
You know you're on TEAM TOPFIT when:
Someone asks you on Friday what you're doing after work and you say "legs".
For three days after leg day everyone you meet asks about the accident you were in.
It takes you twice as much time to walk up the stairs, 'cause you wanna work the calves.
You spend all of your spare time thinking of new stalling tactics for your next circuit training session.
Drinking a beer means 30 minutes additional cardio.
Your girlfriend / boyfriend sits on your lap and you use her / his weight to do calf raises.
You buy a padded toilet seat just for those days after lunges.
You smile as you approach a pole because you now have a way to scratch your back.
Trying to sit down in the restroom is pure pain after leg day and you need to use the handicap bars.
Being late means "drop and give me twenty".
A day at the beach can only mean Venice Beach.
The sight of a stopwatch causes uncontrollable shaking, sweating, and anxiety.
You trade in your stick-shift for an automatic.
You bring a designated driver on leg day.